but beware of the hog as through autumn we slog
 one man,s goal is another man,s try
wake me up before you go go or maybe today is a good day to fry
cause rowntree,s fruit yum yum,s a packet of swine chums ...  it,s just the job for "mr scream"
till taken for grunted ... the porky,s been punted ...  the lamebridge of cambridge it,s all upstream
  as tiddle,s he riddle,s at nero,s he fiddles ... the queen of hearts but it,s all do tell
penquins make you laugh out loud but it,s said by some it,s a highway to smell
cause smeagol he smirks as the lubricant lurks the queen of hearts but we live in  dread
  who once said "i know" it,s the end of the show .... and it,s said by some that the court mincer fled
cause reason the treason the end of the season  who,s under the spell of the old wraith,s ring
the all autumn leaves as the band play,s greensleeves  but who,s caught in the court of the crimson king
but fags against drags is it mingers in mags it,s said by some that he,s long been seen
revenge is a dish that,s best served mould   blue is the colour or is it green
but it,s all just say ho on the grange hill type show  the lusivious lune it,s the emporers grape
it,s time to get the scabby habit and the bottle boy,s it,s down on tape
as he hits the punch bsg but it,s not like a gag but it,s said  in due time the tweety bird trilled
and pretend it,s who,s face theres a time and a plaice  cause it,s long said by some that the haddocks been grilled
like an old smeagol spread when it comes to a head  that hand it,s so close to my face
it,s open and legs and it,s down in the dregs  dick dastardly cheats but he still wins the race
cause smeagol he smirks as the lubricant lurks  the queen of hearts but we live in  dread
  who once said "i know" it,s the end of the show .... and it,s said by some that the court mincer fled
cause reason the treason the end of the season  who,s under the spell of the old wraith,s ring
he all autumn leaves as the band play,s greensleeves  but who,s caught in the court of the crimson king
but meeting old friends well we know how it ends but who once popped that champagne cork
but once more unto the breach old friends ....but he lost at the battle of action pork
cause harlot,s been hired but has she been squired ...  whe want,s to be a millionaire
"expand on my priceees" the three little micees  the note that he wrote with a certain flair
but is he so "porkwise" as the tennant he applies  but then again "if i thought like that"
it,s the all lucky draw but you still can,t be surethe bunny,s a honey  ..but it,s not all  hat
cause smeagol he smirks as the lubricant lurks the queen of hearts but we live in  dread
  who once said "i know" it,s the end of the show ....  and it,s said by some that the court mincer fled
cause reason the treason the end of the season who,s under the spell of the old wraiths ring
the all autumn leaves as the band play,s greensleeves
but who,s caught in the court of the crimson king