but it,s ultima thule or it,s ultima cruel
in a far flung time and space
the kissy botty orification ...
glass eyed rim,s of outer space

but it,s spaced out o,clock get your cock out your sock
"watch that man" in the can but the cat might swoon
she,s right by your side but theres no time to hide
( she, s on the dark side of the well out of tune )
but it,s pucker all  lips and it,s titnonguey quips .... it,s cruel on the dastardly dater
theres rhymes in the mines it,s a sign of the times . . . see you later alligator
so "uranus plus plus" on the side of the bus ... "no gash no cash" in the nursey zone
the empress tight dress well it,s said she costs less ....
as the belle de la ball strokes the emporers throne
till the jester talks big well he,d porkied the pig
( i don,t see the need for it myself )
"unbuckle the belt" like the D.D.s long felt
( he,d read the all books but they,re not on the shelf )
then passed round the hash but she just once starred in mash
all,s  grand in the land of the kuiper king ??
some talk of dark deeds as the pied paedo pleads
but the pawn,s just a yawn and  .... and it,s a my ding a ling
cause it,s ultima thule or it,s ultima cruel
in a distant far flung time and space
the kissy botty orification ....
 glass eyed rims of outer space