but the suffragette votes
as fat anne just gloats
aa the band they all sang let it be
it,s said that robespierre lost the plot
and that nelson,s now far out to sea
but it,s civil wars and no draws whores  malignant eyes of green
( queen anne was no fan of "hooray for henry,s" "assisted dying scheme" )
and who,s alas my love my katherine  come schoochy whoochy smitten
who,s hoppity shoap to the old chopping bloke ( who,s bending over for britain )
who,s the cardinal in the banqeting hall of sycophantic snickers
who fight and who,s flight at wattling street ,,,, who,s wearing frillied knickers
cause some want the x or the henchmans flex in clittopattia,s rome
as the tyrant rants in his underpants as the jester plays with his gnome
and katherine stil haunts as fat anne still tants down history,s yellowing pages
as some search through time through the darkening depths of history,s loast ice ages
but an axe and a cleaver or time to "vote beaver" ...  "no need to fanny around"
as they struck up the band in "doggerland" but was it all really so sound
like that finger licken greasy old chicken from "canny-wease-els and fry"
or that "nows the time to get it straight" "neanderfrillies guy" ?
but the suffragette votes
and fat anne just gloats
the band they all sang let it be
and it,s said that robespieere lost plot
and that nelson,s now far out to sea

but it,s hotpants on fireor it,s ducky dyke dire
beware the eyes of june
it,s a pert young behind of a royal blue kind  its a "believe in bottom" moon ??
and it,s "rosy cheek flaps" as the audience claps so young  so . . . "very nice"
a "merry go brexit" some search for the exit . . . . or it,s nice to e.u to e.u nice
cause it,s crazy to coast when it,s first past the roast . . .  cowards finch and sneer
cause now is the summer in some way,s a hummer . . .  it,s time now for "rear of the year"
so it,s "jeremy bot bot,s" "theresa the hot tot,s" in tantalising robes
who,s "running scared" when it,s "bottom,s bared" . . . expose those golden globes
cause for mash it,s get flash it,s an all front page splash . . .  the titanic,s still afloat
but a pert young behind of a royal blue kind
well she might yet get my vote

but it,s all going down in clacton town
it,s now a two page spread
assasination grips the nation ( down dark paths we tread )
but lowly paid chores and migrants dark shores ....  in a world that some say bake,s
or bannana rama it,s a drama milky milky skake,s
but "my milkskake brings me" "all the boys" wearing just a thong
and just those tight white sporty socks at only fan,s dot com
but whose "waterploys" say "hello boy,s" come get me to the jungle
but what goes round like the sinking pound some say that it,s a bungle
but if your liblab or just green when clacton comes to head
spurge the urge to splat the twat
 vote tactical tory instead