charly said "well the legs might be spread" . . .
"but you should always tell your mummy"
but he still took a ride on the porky side . . . 
"well a big bad greedy gunny gunny"
  like a wide open door but you can,t be too sure . .
  " but a bid bad banging . . . bunny bunny"
  as he finished his ride on the hideous side . . . 
"tell em all about the honey . . . mummy"
but he,s now got a rash . . . and he,s lost all his cash . . .
  and it,s now looking not quite so sunny
so like charly said "well the the legs might be spread"
  but you should always tell your mummy




lock up your paedoes your padeoes in speedo,s
don,t let "dave" in the kids playground
some might say "bighearted" but young legs have parted
o.k. in a way but who,s really so sound ??
but it,s "sweeties allsorts" v the "candy retorts"
whose wise to the lies of the mr has bean
arise "captain callous" at "paedingham phallus"
as he flicks through the pics on his new laptop screen
like an old greedy paedy well some like it seedy
who kissed the girls but who made them cry
and who,s got the ploys when it comes to young boys
well it,s all corky porky and pudding and pie
but top of the stairs in his sad man type flairs
the loneliness of the long distance paedoes
they,re not prone to shout but they,re out and about
at the schools maybe pools in their trunks and their speedos
so lock up your paedoes your paedoes in speedo,s
don,t let "dave" in the kids playground
that old "captain callous" from paedingham phallus"
o.k in a way but who,s really so sound ??